Inbox [Kaisou]

[rupturingheaven]

"You've reached Bailey Eisner. Leave a message."

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[rupturingheaven]

Yes? What is it?

[felyney]

Did you mess with my phone yesterday?

[rupturingheaven]

[Whyyyyy does she have a sinking feeling she knows where this is going...]

No, I didn't touch your phone yesterday at all. Why?

[felyney]

Because there's a weird app on it. That's why I'm doing this mentally, just in case it's a virus.

[rupturingheaven]

[Yeeeeep, there we go.]

Let me guess: "Libra"?

[felyney]

Yeah. How do you know?

[rupturingheaven]

Zodiac doesn't seem to grasp the concept of "no, I don't want your stupid app".

[felyney]

Oh, come on! No one wants your app, Zodiac!

[rupturingheaven]

Someone'll probably link you to a download for the independent alternative once you either show yourself on Libra or get announced on their start of the month post.

[A beat.]

Zodiac's very insistent on making sure you look at the start and middle of the month posts, for the record. Your phone isn't going to shut up until you do. Just a warning.

[felyney]

[GROAN]

I hate them? I hate them.

[rupturingheaven]

I know, same. I've had the app for nearly a year now and it hasn't gotten any less annoying.

[felyney]

Ugh. Well, as my favorite cousin, should I go ahead and introduce myself or just wait a few weeks?

[rupturingheaven]

[There's a long pause as they consider both options, weighing them--

Yeah, no, that's an easy decision actually.]

... I think waiting should be fine. It'd be the funnier option.

[BAILEY.]

[felyney]

[Oh. Oh he knows his cousin.]

Bailey. Is our dearest captain on the app?

[rupturingheaven]

He certainly is.

[felyney]

[Delighted laughter!]

Oh, wonderful. I'll see how long I can last before I go stir-crazy and post, then~

[rupturingheaven]

I'll buy you lunch if you can make it to the first without doing so.

[felyney]

You have a deal!